
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.50 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 24.50 | 26.50 | 27.50 |
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
From our Soft Off Day Collection.
You are active on Slack, but completely offline in spirit. This piece is designed for the subtle art of the "Soft Off Day"—those unstructured hours spent catching up on life admin, moving slowly through your space, and doing the bare minimum required to keep the green status light on. It’s your uniform for the midday walk, the slow coffee pour, and the necessary preservation of your own energy. Accessible if needed, but intentionally out of reach.
There is a distinct weight to choosing yourself. Cut from our premium, 10 oz ultra-heavyweight cotton blend, this hoodie is built to feel like an intentional layer of protection from the noise. It features a relaxed, vintage-washed drape that feels broken-in from the very first wear, grounding you completely in the physical world. No loud graphics. No performance to maintain. Just a clean, minimalist silhouette anchored by our signature empty-battery crest sitting quietly on the left sleeve.
Product features
Care instructions
A personal note on how this is made: I believe the world has enough noise, enough clutter, and enough rush. That’s why this piece doesn't exist sitting in a massive, wasteful warehouse. It is custom-made specifically for you the moment you order it. Choosing on-demand creation means we only create what is truly desired, protecting our shared resources from industrial overproduction. Thank you for choosing patience, for embracing a slower pace, and for allowing us to make something meaningful, just for you.
Cotton blend
Soft as a cloud, polyester and cotton blend. Camo colors are 75% cotton, 25% polyester. Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Safety colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Fleece lining
Super soft fleece-lined hood for added warmth
Tear-away label
Tear-away label for tag-free comfort
Relaxed fit
Generous fit for easy layering
Ribbed knit cuffs and waistband
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug fit
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat.
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